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Jul 2, 2010

I cannot make this up.

OK, so I'm on a lot of dating websites. For the most part, they suck. But I'm being optimistic - I'm fairly normal and not hideous, so eventually there's bound to be a fairly normal, not hideous guy on there, right? That's the... more

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Aug 28	-	What's worth the trouble?
Aug 26	-	Absolutely, stolen from Sune
Jul 23	-	Adult quiz stolen from Guy

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Mar 9, 2010

Bobby Mackeys
14 Photos, 6 comments

Bumper Stickers
51 Photos, 9 comments

Halloween 2008
25 Photos, 27 comments

Alone again
3 Photos, 12 comments

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The Power of the Ass lives in everyone.

Oct 26, 2007

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So these 2 very attractive men have been outside talking for an hour. I'm sleeping with one of them and wouldn't mind sleeping with the other. What are my chances that they're out there planning to surprise me with a 3-some? Yeah, I didn't think so...doesn't hurt to dream, though...

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sunedown wrote on Aug 19, '09

are we having fun yet? hell no

sunedown wrote on Aug 8, '09

i never had a sorority to have a sister in. am i snotty enough to qualify? laughin. I quit college freshman year. COS I WAS AN IDIOT.

sunedown wrote on Aug 1, '09

shouldn't we exchange anniversary gifts and shit since we are life partners?

sunedown wrote on Jul 6, '09

my friend pam spent the weekend here while asshole was out of town. we cooked,ate, visited with my kids, watched movies. your blast~~ the first one was zombies~!!!!!!!!!! ICKY ZOMBIES. hides more

doctortaco wrote on Jun 17, '09

Hey Suck! LOL x

doctortaco wrote on Jun 8, '09

Morning Susie! xx

taino2004 wrote on Apr 29, '09

I got tagged so I'm passing it on......Don't kill me for it!

You've been NIBBLED ON!!! Today is NIBBLEDAY and baby, u know you're sexy if u get NIBBLED! Go ahead & start NIBBLING! Send this 2 all your sexy friends (even me) If u get 2 BACK, YOU'RE UGLY, 3-4 OK, 5-6 DAMN, 7-8 WOW!!!

freakybrit wrote on Feb 4, '09

Oh you tease!!! ;)

freakybrit wrote on Jan 31, '09

Hey Susie xx

sunedown wrote on Jan 24, '09

hugs you

mentalintrigue wrote on Dec 31, '08

Happy Happy New Year...Have safe fun tonight!!!!

freakybrit wrote on Dec 23, '08

Merry Christmas to you, Susie. Hope you have a brilliant 2009, too xx

freakybrit wrote on Dec 3, '08

Happy Hump Day,Susie xx

princsssilly wrote on Nov 24, '08

Try it again....

freakybrit wrote on Nov 24, '08

You gotta change that pic,it's freaking me out now,lol xx

mentalintrigue wrote on Nov 21, '08

Look at all the roses! I'm jealous... Never get flowers! lol

comfort64 wrote on Nov 21, '08

comfort64 wrote on Nov 9, '08

One of these days you gonna holla back?

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